Due to the fact that I brought no art to show, I remained with Amelija to help her find schools and pass the time of waiting in lines. She ultimately was reviewed by only one school, VCU, which was somewhat anticlimactic. Essentially what was taken away was that she needed drawings from observation, that of which we already knew, and we were not given feedback on the art she presented. I enjoyed the day nonetheless of having it been like the lines for rides at disney world but without the rides. For me, the fact of having a good meal in my stomach, lots of time to think, and the endless show of people to stare at, was what satisfied me throughout the day.

Bottletar Rationale

I actually did not make my bottletar, and I will explain the story in the following sentences…

After coming home from my daily swim across the english channel, I went to the refrigerator and found some fourteen year old V8 juice.

I drank half of the liquid and poured the rest out on my front lawn. That night I had terrible stomach pains and nightmares. I woke up in the morning very bloated and went to the bathroom to vomit. I looked out of the bathroom window to find a large, radiating bush around the area I poured the Juice. After exiting the bathroom I evidently fainted and woke up to a pale creature starring at me saying, “Da da!” I looked down to find a huge hole in my stomach and again fainted. This time I awoke to see the same pale creature sewing me up and as he noticed my awakening, he came over to me and again said, “Da da!” I once more fainted and when I regained consciousness  I saw no pale creature and figured that these happenings must have been a dream.

As I stood up, I saw my stomach wounds and nearly fainted if it weren’t for a wall to lean on. I walked downstairs and saw the creature, which I now figured I gave birth to. The creature was very helpful to me and I decided it was too late for an abortion so I named him Rex. Rex was urging me to go outside and I figured I would do so to see the bush. As we rounded the corner, I saw the bush which had now grown to the size of a large oak tree. I stood back in awe and decided to go closer. I noticed a little entryway and decided to take a look. To my amazement, I found what appeared to be an entire house.

Inside were the furnishings of my house, and more, all made from branches and leaves. The bed was surprisingly comfy, the internet was almost five times as fast as on the computer at my house, and there were almost two thousand, higher than high definition Television channels which were all infinitely interesting. As I explored my new home, I was met by more, equally terrific circumstances. Rex was equally excited as I and I quickly gathered my belongings from my house to move in.

Over the weeks, my new house grow and grow sprouting new houses and new creatures just like Rex. I also found out that I can take Rex’s brain out whenever he gets too rambunctious. I have created somewhat of a dynasty in my neighborhood which is quickly expanding. I presume that when I die, Rex shall take over the dynasty and enjoying all the perks, as for now he remains the prince of perks.

P.S. I found it interesting that his brain sticks out, because I am interested in Philosophy and Psychology, but also some people call me brain because my name is similar.

Hmmm...